Welcome to Eco-Airlines

Welcome to Eco-Airlines

Safety Announcement “Welcome on-board flight 3795 to London Luton Airport! My name is Martha and I will be your flight attendant this evening. We at Eco-Airlines are proud to announce that we are the first airline to cut spending by over 50%, resulting in a more...
African Christmas

African Christmas

I went home to Zimbabwe for Christmas. It was a traditional Christmas, 35-degree heat, which caused the sweat to seep through our thick themed jumpers (mine was a particularly hideous one with a huge blown up picture of Carlton from Fresh Prince of Belair, wearing a...
BB and FS hit Spain, the third

BB and FS hit Spain, the third

“No drilling the road? What kind of holiday is that?” Bar the absence of our usual operation of a pneumatic drill in a roadworks site, normally in the middle of the day, tottering in high heels from the nightclub from which we had come, our annual holiday in Spain...
Trials and Tribulations of Travelling: The Second

Trials and Tribulations of Travelling: The Second

  ‘Nell, you’re going to have to wait in the airport for four hours before your flight’ said Maddy. Well, whispered, croaked or mouthed Maddy, from her curled up foetal position in the corner of the dark room. ‘I know. But I cannot miss...